Do Mommy a favor…
Dear Tiny Baby,
Mommy is watching TV. There is a woman wearing a bright pink skirt with a bright red shirt. It hurts to look at her. Do Mommy a favor and never combine those colors on your person. I don’t think it’s terribly likely that you will, but if you get the urge, please fight it. Trust me, it’s for your own good. And for the good of the corneas of those surrounding you.